Some people have all the luck.
My coworker Arnie recently returned from a nice, long trip to Bordeaux. He apparently had a fabulous time. While I’m sure it must have been hard on him to tour all of those chateaux and try all of those barrel samples, he took it upon himself to do so for our edification. We all must bear our burdens, and this one is surely his.
Feel free to enjoy his ramblings on the trip (including pictures of pig-face delicacies) here. In truth, they’re quite enjoyable.